My barber sent me this some time ago because in my self defense articles I often refer to predatory dirtballs as orcs.
You can mentally replace the AK-47 with the "wizard's staff" of your choice.
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You can mentally replace the AK-47 with the "wizard's staff" of your choice.
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5 comments:
Very funny! My dad loved it!
Your barber really should start a blog.
Thanks, Stephen. If you ever make a trip to northeast Pennsylvania, you & your dad should plan to stop in at my barber's.
The tiny shop's walls are laden with man-type memorabilia. And there's also authoritative but easy and friendly conversation on manly pursuits, like hunting & guns 'n' stuff.
For folks like you, it would be more than a haircut. It would be an experience to tell your grandkids about -- "The day I met gravelbelly's barber."
I have already told him about how you think he should have his own blog. His only comment was, "Thanks, bro." Well, maybe . . . someday.
Lol, please don't apologize! I actually found this one immensely hilarious! Haha. I've recently read (not sure if it's true, book was more of a kid's book and wasn't well-researched it seemed) that "orc" is a word going back beyond LOTR and even has something to do with the original word used for Grendel, or something like that. I liked that. :-D
As to the picture size, I'm sorry to be this way but I'm glad that someone else is having the same problems! I could only fix it when I figured out a little trick. Upload the photo, and then when you get all that html and stuff into the post itself, edit the pixel size. You will have to go back and adjust it several times likely enough to make sure it isn't too tall or too wide, unless you're really really good at math. That worked for me. Take a look and see my Taken and There Will Be Blood posters and then see the fixed The Matrix one.
God bless!
Spencer
That was awesome!
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